Thursday, December 06, 2007

Attack of the Sex Pixies

So apparently the Sex Pox have a new name. We’re the Sex Pixies now. Which is cute, I suppose. At least they’re not comparing sex positive women to a disease that causes boils and then death any more, right?

In honor of the new name I decided to make a sex pixie of my own (credit to Kiya for the idea). Isn’t she cute? With her widdle wings?

Now here’s the thing. This whole sex pixie business…I’m assuming it’s meant to appeal to one’s memory of childhood fairy tales in which the pixies were adorable but fundamentally untrustworthy creatures who did things like steal babies and generally caused trouble for decent, law-abiding people. Yes, dear, we get the analogy. We, the sex pixies, are the harbingers of the Patriarchy, pure evil wrapped in a cute shiny package designed to hide our true (evil…did I mention that we’re evil?) natures. All we do is cause trouble for nice honest decent feminist women, with our suspicious affection for grooming rituals and pretty shoes and our tendency to pretend (admit) that we sometimes enjoy sex, even sex with men! Oh, the horrors! Don’t panic, I have your smelling salts right here. Go ahead, take them. I won’t be needing them since I’m not prone to fainting spells.

Nothing but trouble, the sex pixies. All we do is make other feminists look bad, and give men the idea that not all women view them with the maiden aunt’s jaundiced eye. The good feminists know that we don’t really like sex or shoes or booze or any of the other stuff we say we like, we’re just kissing ass so that the boys will like us. Because we have no needs or desires of our own. Women aren’t sexual, you know, not like men, those brutes. Plus we make other women feel bad, what with being so bright and shiny and what the hell does she think she’s wearing, that slut? Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean for that to slip out. What I meant was I feel so sorry for you because you have yet to see the light, my sister. Come sit with me and I shall explain it to you. Yes, I know that I’ve explained it a billion times before and you’ve told me you don’t agree, but I know that you will if you just listen harder. Silly little girl, thinking that you can think for yourself. That’s the last thing a feminist should be doing – why, she might draw entirely the wrong conclusions. Better to just let the collective do your thinking for you, because after all, when did that ever not turn out to be the best thing for everyone?

Now that we’ve explained who she is, let’s meet the Sex Pixie (de-winged this time, because they’re less dangerous that way). Be careful, she’s tricksy. Don’t get too close.

Funny thing about the Sex Pixie…turns out that she looks pretty much just like everyone else. In fact, this one looks just like me. Take a good look…is she really all that scary? Does she seem like she’s out to destroy womankind? Or does she in fact look like any other ordinary woman who you might find yourself standing next to in the morning waiting to get coffee, or chatting to on the train, or sharing an office with, or nodding hello to while you’re out walking the dog, or…

Don’t believe it, sisters! Under that friendly smile lies a heart of ice, dedicated to nothing except extending the dominion of the Patriarchy. She doesn’t have thoughts, she doesn’t have feelings – all she has is a maniacal desire to please men. Even if she’s a lesbian. It’s OK to call her a slut or a sociopath or insult her intelligence, because she’s not really a woman. She’s a Sex Pixie.


antiprincess said...


Octogalore said...


But I thought sex pixies were, as coined elsewhere, titjobbers? This one looks nonenhanced! Maybe she has a stealth titjob, ready to pop out and knock down foes of the Patriarchy?

SallySunshine said...

"turns out that she looks pretty much just like everyone else. In fact, this one looks just like me."

Well then.


I think it's time all the haters get spanked. I'm over it. I was just noticing how animine-style hot you are.....

Cassandra Says said...

Octo - Sadly the option to give her bigger boobs was not avaliable, thus she does not look as much like me as she should. See, the people who designed the dolls were actually radfems! They spit in the face of anyone who thinks that it's OK for women to want big boobs!

Or maybe the boobs magically expand when you press a button somewhere on the torso. Take that, Patriarchy!

Cassandra Says said...

Sally - To be fair she doesn't look exactly like me. She's a little too thin, her boobs are too small, and she has Massive Anime Head Syndrome.

It was fun looking for the right sort of eyes, lips, hair, clothes etc. Yes, I am competely infantile and enjoy playing with dolls.

DaisyDeadhead said...

She's beautiful!

Octo, not all sex pixies have big ones, in fact, mine are totally medium sized. :)

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Anonymous said...

Posting like 100 years late to say HOLY SHIT, I want a button that can make my boobs bigger or smaller! That would rule! I could make them smaller when I'm working out so they won't get in the way, or bigger when... well, you know when. You're a sex pixy, you know about these sorts of things.

That aside, I'm totally lost on this whole sex pox/sex pixy thing. Is this a blogger thing or a feminist thing?

Cassandra Says said...

Twinkle - it's both. Specifically, it's a group of radfems who used to call sex-positive women "the sex pozzies", which became the sex pox (now there was an amusing Freudian slip), which now has become the sex pixies.

The, um, unique individual who seems to have coined the sex pox tag is here. Beware - she's batshit. And please don't lead her back here - I'm not in the mood for drama monsters right now.

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD, GINMAR? ARE YOU SERIOUS? Bwahahahaha, she's like INFAMOUS. I love it when someone makes a valid point that has nothing to do with gender issues but contradicts something she said and she replies "You're anti-feminist, I'm not arguing with you," whereas when someone blatantly trolls she'll argue with them at great length. A++

Sex pozzies is pretty funny since "poz" is bugcatcher slang for someone with HIV/the act of transmitting HIV to someone. That's even worse than sex pox, really. At least syphillis is curable.

Don't worry, I wouldn't even dream of posting at her LJ, I don't feel like dealing with flying monkeys and I highly doubt I'd be strong enough to say something to her without it involving mockery of some sort.

(I think that's the first time anyone's ever called me Twinkle. I've gotten Twink before, though, much to my amusement.)