Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Cassandra’s Lust Objects, continued…

There are so many to choose from, where to begin?
OK, that’s a stupid question. For me the answer is obvious.
Toshiya – Ah, Toshiya. Real name Hara Toshimasa. Bass player extrordinaire for Dir en grey (seriously, take a listen, he’s fucking awe inspiring). Six feet of sheer physical perfection. Known amongst fans of the Japanese rock/metal/indie/punk/all things alterna music scene as the Universal Lust Object. The stunning facial features, the cheeky grin, the gobsmackingly beautiful body (seriously, I had my hands on that chest and stomach a few weeks ago and DAMN). The pouty lips, the gorgeous collarbones, the ridiculously long legs. The ass…the tendency to turn his back to the audience, bend over and smack his own ass. The fact that he actually seems to LIKE being objectified by women. The fact that he actually seems to like women, period. The endless sexy photoshoots. The willingness to pose in compromising positions with other men to make the female fans happy. The habit of going shirtless on stage. The leather pants. His lovely habit, sadly not seen for the last couple of years, of molesting and licking his band-mates during shows. Simulating fellatio on his guitar player just to get a rise out of the (mostly female) crowd – thanks, babe, we appreciate it! The tiny little hips. The perfectly defined torso. The big, beautiful eyes.
He’s so stunning I can even forgive him for the fact that he used to make a prettier girl than me. I remember him when he first appeared as a skinny, goofy, thoroughly silly 19 year old boy…when did he get so manly? And yet somehow manage to keep the goofy charm and the tendency to randomly cuddle people without warning? How does he manage to interact with all those adoring teenage girls without either intimidating or leering at them? Everyone who meets the guys seems to walk away in a good mood, babbling about how sweet and friendly and unpretentious he was. How does he do that? Add in the fact that he’s so blunt you sometimes wonder if he has any filter at all…perfect, really.
And then there’s the way he grooves with that bass…
If one was to design a man exactly to Cassandra’s personal specifications he would look a lot like Toshiya. Alas, he has recently been wearing a wedding ring so he seems to be off the market, but a girl can dream, right?















































































15 comments:

Renegade Evolution said...

he is pretty!

Cassandra Says said...

And pretty's what works for me!
And, praise all things that are good, no body hair.

Renegade Evolution said...

i like the one of him in the suit. I have a thing for suits. in fact, the suit AND the pretty almost makes up for the lack of overwhelming...manliness. Almost.

I'd tie him up.

belledame222 said...

oo. i gotta send those to my best friend, i think he will like...

Trinity said...

preeeeeeeeeeeeetty!

Anonymous said...

OOOH. So pretty. I want to pet his hair.

Zan said...

I'm dying here, Cassandra. He's just so. so. so. . .and I would so tie him up too. No body hair is goodgoodgood.

Cassandra Says said...

Zan - this would be a good time to remind you that I groped him, huh?
You should have gone to a show!

Cassandra Says said...

Ren- I'm a fan of suits too, oddly enough. Maybe I shall post more pretty boys in suits later...
"I'd tie him up. "
Me too.

Cassandra Says said...

Belle - You could just send him my photobucket...
http://s169.photobucket.com/
albums/u219/britgirlsf/
that's the whole photobucket

http://s169.photobucket.com/
albums/u219/britgirlsf/Toshiya/
And the second one's just Toshiya

Everyone else - See, I told you...this is the same guy as my avatar, BTW.

Cassandra Says said...

Tobias - the term object of desire is not forbidden here.
I am rather curious as to why you seem so unconflicted about my site, since you seem very much conflicted about feminism in general.

Dan L-K said...

He's very pretty.

Nonetheless, the object of desire I find myself most fixated on here is that five-string fretless. Mmm, basslust.

Jesus, I am such a dork.

Cassandra Says said...

dan l-k...well, on the plus side, you could theoretically buy the bass. The guy, not so much.

Rebecca Yu said...

Omigod...why do I suddenly feel in the mood for some succulent sushi rolls? =P~~

Cassandra Says said...

Rebecca - Did you look at the photobucket?